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21 November 2024

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Utah Lawmakers Propose Every Teacher Be Chuck Norris To Prevent School Shootings

Utah Lawmakers Propose Every Teacher Be Chuck Norris To Prevent School Shootings

Featured Posts, Latest News, News | by Tommy Cox

STATE CAPITOL — In the wake of the Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School shooting in Parkland, Florida where a disturbed gunman killed 17 victims, the debate over guns has once again reignited in a nation afflicted with frequent mass shootings. Amidst…

Those Piece of Mother Won The VidAngel Lawsuit, It

Those Piece of Mother Won The VidAngel Lawsuit, It

Featured Posts | by Timothy McFoster

The safe-space Hollywood elites won their mother copyright infringement claim after the sons of took VidAngel to court. The -gobbling legal teams from Disney, 20th Century Fox, and Warner Bros. can my throbbing since the ruling enjoins VidAngel from its…

Mormons Buy Jamesthemormon’s Gospel Rap Album Instead Of Porn For A Day

Mormons Buy Jamesthemormon’s Gospel Rap Album Instead Of Porn For A Day

Featured Posts | by Timothy McFoster

LDS faithful across the nation, apparently and surprisingly willing to listen to something that isn’t Lemonade, paused their chosen pornography subscriptions for one day and flocked to iTunes to buy the new EP “I’m Not A Rapper” by Jamesthemormon. Whether…

LDS Church Endorses Ted Cruz, Citing “Historic Dildo Policy”

LDS Church Endorses Ted Cruz, Citing “Historic Dildo Policy”

Featured Posts | by G. Samuel Pitts

SALT LAKE CITY—In a historic move on Friday—not heretofore seen in this dispensation—the LDS church officially endorsed a Presidential candidate. The official statement released by the office of the First Presidency declared Texas Sen. Ted Cruz (R) to be the…

Mormon Extremists Declare Deseret Caliphate In Oregon

Mormon Extremists Declare Deseret Caliphate In Oregon

Featured Posts | by Snorri Sturluson

Utah natives and Mormon extremists Ammon and Ryan Bundy seized control of the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge visitor’s center on Saturday and wasted no time declaring the building as headquarters of a new Deseret Caliphate. “We’re here to stay,” said…

Investigation Reveals Shurtleff and Swallow Ran Shoulder Porn Ring

Investigation Reveals Shurtleff and Swallow Ran Shoulder Porn Ring

News | by Monston Chalmers

In a press conference yesterday afternoon officials investigating the activities of Mark Shurtleff and John Swallow revealed that the former Attorneys General for Utah were collecting and disseminating pictures of high school girls with bare shoulders. “Our initial investigation focused…

Stephen Hawking Warns That AI Will Breed A New Mechanoid Genghis Khan

Stephen Hawking Warns That AI Will Breed A New Mechanoid Genghis Khan

Featured Posts | by Delvin Henry

Theoretical physicist and cosmologist Stephen Hawking has issued a firm warning about a looming threat that he believes will become a reality in the wake of artificial intelligence. “Artificial intelligence opens a can of existential worms,” the renowned physicist said.…

HACKED: Indecent T-Shirt Story Swiped Wholesale After Beehive Bugle’s Servers Were Compromised

HACKED: Indecent T-Shirt Story Swiped Wholesale After Beehive Bugle’s Servers Were Compromised

Featured Posts | by Timothy McFoster

HACKED: Indecent T-Shirt Story Swiped Wholesale After Beehive Bugle’s Servers Were Compromised OREM – A benignly-named pretend housewife “Judy Cox” has swept national news for purportedly buying out an entire PacSun’s t-shirt display, citing the scantily clad women on the…

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