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06 May 2025

Priesthood

Bored Mormon Teen Demands Melchizedexit Referendum

Bored Mormon Teen Demands Melchizedexit Referendum

Featured Posts | by Timothy McFoster

What started as a simple tweet from Beck Smoot–whose profile suggests he’s a “fan of CoD, BMX, Twizzlers. Oh, and AJ Styles is greater than Harry Styles duh.”–has swept through various Snapchat Stories in teen Mormon circles. Beck’s simple question…

Members of Ordain Women Admitted Into Priesthood Meeting for First Time, Immediately Regret it

Members of Ordain Women Admitted Into Priesthood Meeting for First Time, Immediately Regret it

Featured Posts, News | by Snorri Sturluson

For the first time in the 184 year history of the LDS Church, women were allowed to attend the traditionally male-only priesthood session — and right away just wanted to go home. “It’s a huge victory for feminism and for…

Mormon Church Gives Approval for Medical Masturbation

Mormon Church Gives Approval for Medical Masturbation

Featured Posts, News | by Ripley Wainwright

In an unprecedented move, LDS Church leaders announced during the Saturday morning session of General Conference that they had given their approval to masturbation that serves a legitimate medical need. The policy sea change comes after years of pressure from…

Deacon’s Priapic Problems Fuel Desire For Female Ordination

Deacon’s Priapic Problems Fuel Desire For Female Ordination

Featured Posts | by G. Samuel Pitts

Local holder of the colloquially known “weak-sauce priesthood” Todd Trout thinks ordaining women is a “hecka cool” idea, according to an interview with the lanky 13 year old. When asked why at such a young age he was willing to…

FED UP: Priesthood Brethren To Protest Gender Inequality at General Women’s Meeting

FED UP: Priesthood Brethren To Protest Gender Inequality at General Women’s Meeting

Featured Posts | by Lexie Duncan

FED UP: Some vocal LDS men claim they’re fed up with gender inequality within the church, so they’ve gathered in secret with plans of an “awareness rising” demonstration near the Conference Center before the General Women’s Meeting. The Bugle spoke…

Church Leadership: “Women Can Come to Priesthood, But Not IHOP Afterwards”

Church Leadership: “Women Can Come to Priesthood, But Not IHOP Afterwards”

Featured Posts, News | by Tommy Cox

Progressive latter-day saint women seem to have scored a victory, as exasperated Church leadership has announced they will allow women to attend the priesthood session. But there is one caveat. “Women are now allowed to come to priesthood,” said a…