Racism

University of Utah Mathematicians Simplify “Libertarian” Into “White Men,” Saving Three Syllables

In a move of linguistic whittling, University of Utah mathematicians Dr. Samantha Julavits and Dr. Nicholas MacDonald have successfully shortened the term “Libertarian” into “White Men,” which means the same thing and saves three syllables. “It was an attempt to…

Clippers Owner Refuses to Pay His Black Players: “I Don’t Recognize Them as Even Existing.”

Featured Posts | by Timothy McFoster

Donald Sterling, owner of the Lob City-notwithstanding perennial laughingstock Los Angeles Clippers, has declared owner sovereignty principles, and has said he will not pay his black basketball players because, “I don’t recognizing them as even existing.” The Clippers are in…

Tooele Residents Demand to Change ‘Black Friday’ to ‘White Friday’

Opinion, Politics | by Timothy McFoster

A contingent of vocal Tooele residents expressed a firm desire to change the name of the shopping orgy known as the popularly-designated ‘Black Friday’ to a name they claim is “safer” to them: ‘White Friday.’ “I mean, why do they…