Revelation

Unopened Envelope Ushers in Schrödehlin’s Cat Paradox

A living man is placed across from Temple Square along with an unopened envelope, a camera, a vial of testimony, and a very small amount of radioactive Reddit posts. If even a single upvote of the Reddit post resonates during…

WEEDED OUT: LDS Church Removes D&C Scripture Verse

Featured Posts | by Timothy McFoster

In what’s rumored as a response to the Sen. Mark Madsen-sponsored S.B. 73 (Medical Cannabis Act), which was approved Friday by a Senate committee, the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints announced it was redacting a single verse from…

BREAKING: Moses Confirmed as Conspirator in Elder Bednar’s Parted Hair

Featured Posts | by Timothy McFoster

Add Elder David A. Bednar’s hair to the Red Sea as Moses’ shittum-wood bucket list of things he’s parted. Biblical powerhouse prophet Moses is a frequent specter rather than heavenly spectator with regard to the latter days, and his knack…

BREAKING: LDS Church Amends Articles of Faith, Removes the 9th

Featured Posts | by Timothy McFoster

The LDS Church announced Monday that they are amending their Articles of Faith by removing the ninth, which reads: 9: We believe all that God has revealed, all that He does now reveal, and we believe that He will yet…

BEHOLD, Life’s Compass: Your Weekly HOROSCOPE; June 11-June 17

Featured Posts | by Sophie Hales & Faye Moira

ARIES (March 21st – April 19th) Aries, present an empty Coca-Cola can at the Lagoon amusement park before twelve noon and receive a two-for-one single day pass ($47.95 + tax). One can is valid for up to six people. Offer…

Area Mormons Can’t Wait to Sleep Through General Conference

Featured Posts, News | by Ripley Wainwright

As what happens with semiannual regularity, Mormons will gather this weekend in homes, chapels, and the Conference Center in Salt Lake City in order to hear from church authorities whom they consider to be divinely inspired. Jeffrey Todd, a local…