Shitload of Gold up Millcreek Canyon, Says Mining Prospector
A mining prospector, Jules Eustace Jacobs, announced early this morning he’s hit the mother lode. “I guess he claims there’s a ‘shitload’ of gold up in Millcreek Canyon,” said Millcreek mayor Jeff Silvestrini, using air quotes. “I’m not really sure.…
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