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06 November 2024

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Those Piece of Mother Won The VidAngel Lawsuit, It

Those Piece of Mother Won The VidAngel Lawsuit, It

Featured Posts | by Timothy McFoster

The safe-space Hollywood elites won their mother copyright infringement claim after the sons of took VidAngel to court. The -gobbling legal teams from Disney, 20th Century Fox, and Warner Bros. can my throbbing since the ruling enjoins VidAngel from its…

Hipster Mormon Chomping At Bit To Do Prince’s Temple Work

Hipster Mormon Chomping At Bit To Do Prince’s Temple Work

Featured Posts | by Detlef Goethe Zern

Local progressive Mormon Kyle Rogers Nelson was saddened to hear legendary musician Prince passed on earlier today while Nelson was working at his startup company. Hoping to hear an angelic Revolution backing his revered hero in the afterlife, he decided…

BusTED: Utahns For Cruz: “We’ve Loved Covered-Up Sex Scandals Since The 1830s”

BusTED: Utahns For Cruz: “We’ve Loved Covered-Up Sex Scandals Since The 1830s”

Featured Posts | by Timothy McFoster

Utah’s desired GOP nominee, Sen. Ted ‘the Zodiac Killer’ Cruz, nearly found himself in hot water when the National Enquirer released a story purporting evidence that he cheaTED on his wife with as many as five women. Most Utahn Cruz…

Morally Bankrupt LDS Church Acts On Anti Same-Sex Thoughts

Morally Bankrupt LDS Church Acts On Anti Same-Sex Thoughts

Featured Posts | by Timothy McFoster

In an unequivocal moral slippage, the LDS Church acted out on its anti-same-sex thoughts and announced a policy with regard to membership denial to children living in a same-sex home. Despite humming an Elder Uchtdorf talk to themselves, the urge…

Local Boy Finds Shocking Items at DI, Mother Takes Action

Local Boy Finds Shocking Items at DI, Mother Takes Action

Featured Posts | by Olivia Silverspoke

Respectable Sugar House youth, Timmy Ross, came home Tuesday afternoon from the 2100 S. Deseret Industries with a bag full of what his mother calls, “Devil-worshipping garbage”, including a 1997 issue of Victoria’s Secret and cake pans with penis-shaped molds.…

43-Year-Old Saratoga Springs Mother Of Six Admits To Never Having An Orgasm

43-Year-Old Saratoga Springs Mother Of Six Admits To Never Having An Orgasm

Featured Posts | by Ruth R. McConkie

Kathy Jensen, Utah native and Saratoga Springs Mother of the Year nominee, broke down on stage last night at the Mother of the Year Awards, declaring that she’s “never had an orgasm.” She then pointed to the woman next to…

Deacon’s Priapic Problems Fuel Desire For Female Ordination

Deacon’s Priapic Problems Fuel Desire For Female Ordination

Featured Posts | by G. Samuel Pitts

Local holder of the colloquially known “weak-sauce priesthood” Todd Trout thinks ordaining women is a “hecka cool” idea, according to an interview with the lanky 13 year old. When asked why at such a young age he was willing to…

Local Gay Mormon Reportedly “Ecstatic” About Conference Celibacy Encouragement

Local Gay Mormon Reportedly “Ecstatic” About Conference Celibacy Encouragement

Featured Posts | by G. Samuel Pitts

Brother Kyler Brenn, a local gay Mormon homosexual, reportedly “can’t wait” for tonight’s Priesthood session, sources said. “I’m seriously ecstatic,” said the high school senior. “It’s always so fulfilling and empowering, to hear about how I don’t need to give…

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