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Lakers Legend Karl Malone challenged Lakers guard Kobe Bryant—who is already injured—to a fight. The tension is a decade old by now; late in 2004, Kobe accused his teammate Karl of making a pass at his wife during a game. Kobe—who…

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Karl Malone Still Loves His Parade Every 24th of July For Karl Malone’s Birthday

Featured Posts, Sports | by Timothy McFoster

Former Utah Jazz icon and Laker Legend Karl “The Mailman” Malone said he still gets giddy every 24th of July when the Beehive State celebrates his birthday with a parade. “Karl Malone love this state. Karl love the crystal lakes…

Utah Jazz Get Back to Basics; Draft Biggest Damn Lerp They Can Find

Featured Posts, Sports | by Monston Chalmers

With Thursday’s NBA Draft approaching, anxious Utah Jazz fans waiting to see how head coach Quin Snyder will rebuild the once-great franchise finally have some answers. “This past season’s performance has put us in a position to really get back…

ASSISTED: LDS Church Agrees To Rename Temple After John Stockton If He Agrees To Coach Jazz

Sports | by Timothy McFoster

Jazz owner Greg Miller jubilantly announced that the LDS Church agreed to rename the uniquely historic Salt Lake Temple after Utah’s Hall of Fame point guard John Stockton if he agrees to coach the Jazz. This news would be a…

Universe Announces God’s Contract Will Not Be Renewed Beyond 2013-2014 Season

Featured Posts, News | by Ripley Wainwright

After millennia of tactical missteps and strategic blunders, along with a particularly dismal 2013-2014 season in which Russia annexed Crimea, Malaysian Airlines Flight 370 went missing, and extremist Republicans shut down the United States government, the Universe announced early Thursday that it…