Utah

Wasatch High Yearbook Edits Not Quite As Chic As Modesty Wings!™

Hey you bastards I see you! Just driving past me as if I’m not here, as if I don’t exist. Well, here I am asshats, and I want you to acknowledge me. Did people just suddenly forget that Utah named…

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Governor Herbert Calls Judicial Ruling On Same-Sex Marriage “Really Gay”

Featured Posts, News, Politics | by Tommy Cox

After the surprising announcement that US District Judge Robert Shelby struck down Utah’s amendment banning same-sex marriage in Utah, Gary Herbert wasted no time airing his and what he says are many other Utahns grievances from the bully pulpit.

Sen. Mike Lee: My Mother’s Demands Are Unconstitutional; I Will Defund MamaCare

News, Politics | by Timothy McFoster

Senator Mike Lee (R-UT) came out strongly against his mother’s demands, citing them as unconstitutional and said he had no choice but to defund MamaCare. “She’s a real stick in the spokes sometimes, leaving stickers in my lunch and such.…

Utah Football Players Exhorted by BYU Fans To Be Immediately Immersed in Water in Response To Abhorrent Immersed in Water Incident

Sports | by Timothy McFoster

Rivalry week activated the modestly-covered thin skin of BYU fans after a video surfaced of University of Utah football players immersing one another into contained areas of water. BYU fans ignited with righteous indignation and demanded the players repent of…

Utah Leaders Lament Inevitable Google Fiber-Induced Porn Torrent

Featured Posts, News | by G. Samuel Pitts

Google’s plans to bring Internet speeds hardly known to most of planet Earth to Salt Lake City have many local bishops on edge. “We’ve sent requests to the General Authorities, asking for at least a 3rd councilor. Heck, maybe even…