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SLC Mayor Biskupski Strikes Deal With Dyson to Clean Up Inversion

Featured Posts, Latest News, News | by Tommy Cox

In an unprecedented collaboration between private enterprise and Salt Lake City, Mayor Jackie Biskupski and British inventor James Dyson–the two wearing medical masks both for flourish and out of necessity–cut the ribbon on a bold plan to end the inversion…

Why Doesn’t The Salt Lake Tribune Just Marry Mia Love?

Featured Posts | by Timothy McFoster

The Salt Lake Tribune became a heart-fluttering salivating mess in what can only be described as You Might As Well Propose To Her, You Silly Goose after the SLTrib endorsed two-term incumbent Rep. Mia Love’s reelection candidacy for Congress. Sources…

Dr. Kathie Allen’s Platform Announces He Won’t Run For Reelection in 2018

Featured Posts | by Timothy McFoster

Dr. Kathie Allen’s Platform, the incumbent for Utah’s 3rd Congressional District, shocked the nation when it was announced he won’t run for reelection. The approval rating of Dr. Kathie Allen’s Platform has dropped 21 percent since Trump’s election, particularly after…

London Temple Visitor’s Center Announces All-Gender Water Closet

Gov. Herbert Signs Bill Forcing Doctors To Ask A Fetus If They Prefer Breastfed Milk Or Formula

Featured Posts | by Timothy McFoster

Gov. Gary Herbert just signed a law that will require doctors to ignore best medical practice and ask a fetus whether they prefer breastfed milk or formula. This appears to be the second step—after mandating that women be given unnecessary…

Lead-Enthusiast Sen. Mike Lee Pushes Re-Lead-ing of Gasoline

Salivating Utahns Urge Romney To Create New Beehive Party

Featured Posts | by Timothy McFoster

After former presidential nominee darling Mitt Romney addressed the state of the 2016 election, Utahns salivated on the prospect of Mitt Romney starting a new political party: The Beehive Party. “I agree with everything he said about that phony fraud…

WEEDED OUT: LDS Church Removes D&C Scripture Verse

Featured Posts | by Timothy McFoster

In what’s rumored as a response to the Sen. Mark Madsen-sponsored S.B. 73 (Medical Cannabis Act), which was approved Friday by a Senate committee, the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints announced it was redacting a single verse from…