Warfare

Refugees Relieved As Flyover States Refuse Them

Mona, UT – Vocal Mona resident Burt Wight, 57, reportedly said, “The time has come, and it is now,” as he cleaned his shotgun on his porch on early Wednesday. “Don’t you get it? With this government shutdown, I reckon…

Dead Mormons Surprised to Find Selves in Same Kingdom As Awful Mormons

Rep. Jason Chaffetz Legally Changes Last Name To Benghazi

Politics | by Timothy McFoster

On the anniversary of the attack on the diplomatic facility located in Benghazi, Libya, congressman Jason Chaffetz (UT-3) decided to legally change his last name to Benghazi. “How else will this administration listen? I have so much to say about this!”…

Obama Cites High Emotions During Game of Risk; Scales Back Syria Missile Strike Threats

News, Politics, Sports | by Timothy McFoster

In a stunning reversal, a flabbergasted President Obama scaled back threats of military strikes against Syria. Obama claims he wouldn’t have been so vigilant on attacking the Middle East — both the geopolitical region and the RISK territory — if…

Many Utahns Worried We Might Not Get Mired Enough in Syria

Featured Posts, News, Politics | by G. Samuel Pitts

SALT LAKE CITY- With the Iraq war having ended ages ago, and the war in Afghanistan really winding down, many local Republicans are worried that soon there might not even be one war going on. “We barely have a very…