Women

Local Nonprofit ‘NonProphet’ Pushes For Wife of Gordon B. Hinckley on $20 Bill

As US Treasury Secretary Jack Lew prepares his announcement that a woman will replace imperialist dolt Andrew Jackson on the $20 bill, a local nonprofit, ‘NonProphet,’ is making a last-minute push for the late Gordon B. Hinckley’s wife to…

Gov. Herbert Signs Bill Forcing Doctors To Ask A Fetus If They Prefer Breastfed Milk Or Formula

Featured Posts | by Timothy McFoster

Gov. Gary Herbert just signed a law that will require doctors to ignore best medical practice and ask a fetus whether they prefer breastfed milk or formula. This appears to be the second step—after mandating that women be given unnecessary…

First-Ever Murders In A Planned Parenthood Committed By Colorado Terrorist

Featured Posts | by Timothy McFoster

Continuing a string of ultra-violence, yet another wretched white male terrorist opened fire on innocent civilians, this time in a Colorado Springs Planned Parenthood location. He killed three people, making this the first-ever murders to take place in a Planned…

Illiterate Anti-Choice Conservatives Accidentally Protest To “Defend Planned Parenthood”

Featured Posts | by Timothy McFoster

A baker’s dozen of illiterate conservatives were surprised to be greeted with thank-yous at the east-central Salt Lake Planned Parenthood location due to an across-the-board vowel mix-up during their ill-fated protest. The signs, meant as an imperative toward policymakers, read…

RadioWest’s Doug Fabrizio Did Not Throw Heavy Object Through Wide-paned Window After Interview With LDS Rep Ally Isom

Featured Posts | by Timothy McFoster

RadioWest’s Doug Fabrizio interviewed LDS PR pawn representative Ally Isom on Tuesday and afterward did not throw a heavy object through a wide-paned window. The hour-long segment served as the second part of the program’s conversation on discipline and excommunication…

43-Year-Old Saratoga Springs Mother Of Six Admits To Never Having An Orgasm

Zion Curtains Decorated by Bountiful Hills 14th Ward Relief Society

Sandy Woman’s Fears Confirmed as Michelle Obama Spotted Leading Ordain Women Protest at Conference Center

Politics | by Bo Lamplighter

In a surprise show of support, witnesses report Michelle Obama was among Ordain Women agitators rabble-rousing at the Conference Center Saturday evening. The protest, spurned by a fringe element of radical leftists moonlighting as committed mothers, has sent shockwaves through…

Women

Local Nonprofit ‘NonProphet’ Pushes For Wife of Gordon B. Hinckley on $20 Bill

Gov. Herbert Signs Bill Forcing Doctors To Ask A Fetus If They Prefer Breastfed Milk Or Formula

First-Ever Murders In A Planned Parenthood Committed By Colorado Terrorist

Illiterate Anti-Choice Conservatives Accidentally Protest To “Defend Planned Parenthood”

RadioWest’s Doug Fabrizio Did Not Throw Heavy Object Through Wide-paned Window After Interview With LDS Rep Ally Isom

43-Year-Old Saratoga Springs Mother Of Six Admits To Never Having An Orgasm

Zion Curtains Decorated by Bountiful Hills 14th Ward Relief Society

Sandy Woman’s Fears Confirmed as Michelle Obama Spotted Leading Ordain Women Protest at Conference Center

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