Dr. Kathie Allen’s Platform, the incumbent for Utah’s 3rd Congressional District, shocked the nation when it was announced he won’t run for reelection.

The approval rating of Dr. Kathie Allen’s Platform has dropped 21 percent since Trump’s election, particularly after an unwillingness to investigate Pres. Trump’s conflicts of interest after droolingly hounding every facet of Sec. Hillary Clinton’s life and work.

Dr. Kathie Allen’s Platform cannot imagine a life without a Fox News camera trained on him while repeating “Benghazi” aloud and in his head, but he’s decided to settle for an exorbitant salary from, probably, NuSkin as he plots his next conquest toward the Governor’s Mansion.

After an impassioned town hall and myriad calls to space-bereft voicemail boxes, Dr. Kathie Allen’s Platform dropping out of a bid for reelection proves that it pays to protest.