Employees of ultra-hip HeavIn arrived in droves to the midday showing of Star Wars courtesy of the quirky upstart which will deliver fateful news of termination to all a few months from now.

“I love working here! From the five Lord of the Rings-themed ping-pong tables to the self-serve Lucky Charms marshmallow-only machine in the breakroom, HeavIn is a dream! And they’ve rented out an entire theater for freaking Star Wars! Thanks, HeavIn!” said Danney Mouslin, whose two-year employment at the darling marketing/lifestyle company will cease a mere five paychecks hence.

“All-you-can-eat popcorn and a costume contest, what is this, WORK?” said a prematurely content Natalia Rosenwright, a web developer without a functioning resume.

It was all smiles for HeavIn’s upper management, who sat in optimal seating with the security of soon-sold shares and a lapful of Mike and Ikes.

“JJ Abrams better not ruin this finish like he did with Lost,” said Mouslin, whose upcoming fish-to-be-fried will set records at a nearby lake. “It seems like right when I trust those at the realm of something I truly care about, the rug always seems to be pulled out from under me. You can’t ruin Star Wars or the holidays, right?” thought the denial-ridden proletarian, whose love for Marx is about to take its baby steps.