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Utah Gov. Gary Herbert Completely Flips Shit After Gay Marriage Ruling

The Orem Owlz, Utah Valley’s minor league baseball team, has ran a’fowl’ of sensibility after its ‘Caucasian Heritage Night’ promotional event left folks across the nation ‘hootin’ and hollerin’. The Owlz ate crow after its excessively recessive event was canceled,…

Not To Be Outdone By UVU, BYU Steps Up Its Stair Game

Featured Posts, News | by Monston Chalmers

University of Utah Mathematicians Simplify “Libertarian” Into “White Men,” Saving Three Syllables

Mitt Romney Once Again Satiates His Lose-To-Black-Man Kink

BREAKING: LDS Church Prepares To Baptize Dead Grass From LA Temple Lawn

LDS Church Announces Temple Will Finally Be Built In Valley of 10,000 Temples

Featured Posts, Latest News, News | by Kristian Pylgrim

BURMA— Crowning the nation’s recent strides in faith and socioeconomic development, leaders of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints recently—and finally—announced plans for a new temple to be built in The Valley of 10,000 Temples in The Republic…

“Keep BYU Peculiar” T-Shirt Sales Skyrocket In Response to Honor Code Protests

Featured Posts, Latest News | by Tommy Cox

In response to recent attempts to make Brigham Young University more accommodating to students whose views on the Mormon religion change during college, a counter-protest has emerged under the banner ‘Keep BYU Peculiar’—an effort to keep the Lord’s University just the…