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Morally Bankrupt LDS Church Acts On Anti Same-Sex Thoughts

Morally Bankrupt LDS Church Acts On Anti Same-Sex Thoughts

Featured Posts | by Timothy McFoster

In an unequivocal moral slippage, the LDS Church acted out on its anti-same-sex thoughts and announced a policy with regard to membership denial to children living in a same-sex home. Despite humming an Elder Uchtdorf talk to themselves, the urge…

Handfuls Of LDS Seek To Reconcile Genocidal Consequences Of BoM’s Spirit-Guided Explorations

Handfuls Of LDS Seek To Reconcile Genocidal Consequences Of BoM’s Spirit-Guided Explorations

Featured Posts | by G. Samuel Pitts

Across the state today, there are reports of at least a dozen-and-a-half LDS members who experienced some measure of cognitive dissonance during scripture study this morning. Sources indicate that reconciling a Holy Ghost-guided journey that initiated the raping, pillaging, and…

Pres. Monson Agrees To Quorum Sponsorship With Pac 12 Conference

Pres. Monson Agrees To Quorum Sponsorship With Pac 12 Conference

Featured Posts | by Timothy McFoster

University of Utah graduate and current president of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, Thomas S. Monson, led the charge toward an unprecedented partnership between the LDS Church and the Pac 12 conference, of which the Utes are…

LDS Faithful Relieved That Prophets, Seers, Revelators Didn’t Actually Prophesy Anything

LDS Faithful Relieved That Prophets, Seers, Revelators Didn’t Actually Prophesy Anything

Featured Posts | by G. Samuel Pitts

With the world so clearly and obviously on a horrendously evil trajectory of destruction, many faithful LDS church members expressed they felt some anxiety heading into this year’s General Conference. “I just wonder if this is finally going to be…

Christopher Walken Tapped to Give Closing Benediction

Christopher Walken Tapped to Give Closing Benediction

Featured Posts | by Tommy Cox

Continuing a pattern of unpredictability, the LDS Church has reached out to Hollywood in an attempt to bring a star-studded cast to the podium. For the 185th Semiannual General Conference, they have secured Christopher Walken to give the closing benediction.…

White Men Finally Receive Representation in Mormon Church

White Men Finally Receive Representation in Mormon Church

Featured Posts | by Bo Lamplighter

In a daring move, The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints announced today a radical organizational shift that will ensure successful white, male members over the age of 40 finally gain proper representation. The organization, long known for its…

Study: Majority of Mormons Would Not Approve of a Muslim Apostle

Study: Majority of Mormons Would Not Approve of a Muslim Apostle

Featured Posts | by Tommy Cox

OGDEN — In a recent study conducted by social scientists at Weber State University, researchers found that most Mormons would be ‘highly uncomfortable’ with a Muslim apostle. “It was pretty clear cut across the board,” said Ken Barson, a sociology…

Thousands Of Cosplaying Pioneer Trekkies Descend On Salt Lake For #GenCon2015

Thousands Of Cosplaying Pioneer Trekkies Descend On Salt Lake For #GenCon2015

Featured Posts | by Monston Chalmers

Just outside of Park City, Utah, a wagon train made up of hundreds of young pioneer reenactors, livestock, and various conveyances plod along the side of Interstate-15. Towards the front of the party, Jake Jensen—a sunburned 16-year-old from Pleasant Grove—sets…

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