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SLC Mayor Biskupski Strikes Deal With Dyson to Clean Up Inversion

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In an unprecedented collaboration between private enterprise and Salt Lake City, Mayor Jackie Biskupski and British inventor James Dyson–the two wearing medical masks both for flourish and out of necessity–cut the ribbon on a bold plan to end the inversion…

Shitload of Gold up Millcreek Canyon, Says Mining Prospector

Utah Lawmakers Propose Every Teacher Be Chuck Norris To Prevent School Shootings

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STATE CAPITOL — In the wake of the Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School shooting in Parkland, Florida where a disturbed gunman killed 17 victims, the debate over guns has once again reignited in a nation afflicted with frequent mass shootings. Amidst…

Report: “Binge-watching” Enables Faster Transition Into Irrelevancy

Not To Be Outdone By UVU, BYU Steps Up Its Stair Game

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Draper Mayor Mandates Citywide Trampoline Ownership

News | by Monston Chalmers

One Utah mayor is looking to get a “jump” on other cities in the Beehive State. Mayor Troy K. Walker of Draper announced a proposal at last night’s Draper City council meeting that would mandate citywide trampoline ownership. “Backyard trampolines…

LDS Church Announces Temple Will Finally Be Built In Valley of 10,000 Temples

Featured Posts, Latest News, News | by Kristian Pylgrim

BURMA— Crowning the nation’s recent strides in faith and socioeconomic development, leaders of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints recently—and finally—announced plans for a new temple to be built in The Valley of 10,000 Temples in The Republic…

“Spring Has Sprung,” Says Man Who Is Dying Inside

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Local Ogden inhabitant Dennis Frisbee proclaimed that “spring has sprung,” just before he entered his shabby 89’ Honda Civic and headed off to a job that is eating away at his soul. “I love this weather, and this time of…