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Nice Try, Atheists, BYU Won With A Hail Mary! Good Job, Jesus!

Brow-beaten God-denialists are flustered after a glimmer of Heaven shone down in Lincoln, Nebraska as the Lord’s Team won after Tanner Mangum’s last-second, game-winning Hail Mary pass fell into Mitch Mathews’ hands via divine intervention. BYU won 33-28—despite the groveling…

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LDS Conference Center Prepares For One-Off Sabbath-Day Book of Mormon Musical Performance

Featured Posts | by Timothy McFoster

In a par-for-the-financial-course move, the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints has approved a one-off Sabbath-Day performance for the Tony-award-winning play, The Book of Mormon Musical in one of the largest theater-style auditoriums in the world, the Conference Center.…

#NotAllDentists Hashtag Floods Social Media In Aftermath of Cecil the Lion’s Death

Illiterate Anti-Choice Conservatives Accidentally Protest To “Defend Planned Parenthood”

Featured Posts | by Timothy McFoster

A baker’s dozen of illiterate conservatives were surprised to be greeted with thank-yous at the east-central Salt Lake Planned Parenthood location due to an across-the-board vowel mix-up during their ill-fated protest. The signs, meant as an imperative toward policymakers, read…

Festive Post-Mormon Celebrants Cutely Usher In ‘Pie-N-Beer Day’

Featured Posts | by Timothy McFoster

Throngs of festive post-Mormon celebrants took some sweet secular time to usher in the cutely malapropistic ‘Pie-N-Beer Day.’ “Just gonna tip back a few brewskis,” said slack-rope enthusiast Ranier Williams, “‘cause, you know, I drink. Alcohol. Now. Which is completely…

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Nice Try, Atheists, BYU Won With A Hail Mary! Good Job, Jesus!

LDS Church Stays With BSA, Renounces Other Potentially ‘Gay Stuff’ Instead

LDS Church Releases Photo of Whiskey Tumbler Used By Brigham Young For Spiritual Guidance

Gary R. Herbert Unanimously Confirmed As Prophet, Seer And Governor

LDS Conference Center Prepares For One-Off Sabbath-Day Book of Mormon Musical Performance

#NotAllDentists Hashtag Floods Social Media In Aftermath of Cecil the Lion’s Death

Illiterate Anti-Choice Conservatives Accidentally Protest To “Defend Planned Parenthood”

Festive Post-Mormon Celebrants Cutely Usher In ‘Pie-N-Beer Day’

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