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06 November 2024

Mormon

BREAKING: Moses Confirmed as Conspirator in Elder Bednar’s Parted Hair

BREAKING: Moses Confirmed as Conspirator in Elder Bednar’s Parted Hair

Featured Posts | by Timothy McFoster

Add Elder David A. Bednar’s hair to the Red Sea as Moses’ shittum-wood bucket list of things he’s parted. Biblical powerhouse prophet Moses is a frequent specter rather than heavenly spectator with regard to the latter days, and his knack…

Point/Counterpoint: Utah’s Reinstatement of the Firing Squad

Point/Counterpoint: Utah’s Reinstatement of the Firing Squad

Featured Posts | by Chester Strongfield

Governor Herbert’s recent decision to bring back the firing squad as a means of execution when lethal injections cannot be procured has stirred some controversy and raised the eyebrows of numerous human rights organizations, who are concerned about what they…

The Inaugural Podcast

The Inaugural Podcast

In this episode, the Bugle staff introduce themselves, question each other, give the history of the site (and Kanab) and answer what are likely to be your burning questions.

Gay, Married BYU Administrator Adamantly Opposed to Beards

Gay, Married BYU Administrator Adamantly Opposed to Beards

Featured Posts, News | by Ripley Wainwright

Lawrence Benson, a gay BYU administrator who has used his wife to provide cover for his homosexuality since the early 1970s, declared his adamant opposition to beards on Wednesday. “Beards do not belong here at BYU. They are a way…

Utah Shocks Nation by Electing Mormon Republican to Congress

Utah Shocks Nation by Electing Mormon Republican to Congress

Featured Posts | by Ripley Wainwright

In an event that pundits are calling unprecedented, voters in Utah’s Fourth Congressional District shocked the nation on Tuesday by electing Mia Love, a Republican and a Mormon, to fill the seat of retiring Democrat Jim Matheson. “I just can’t…

Corpse of Joseph Smith Attempts to Destroy LDS.org For Revealing His Spiritual Wifery

Corpse of Joseph Smith Attempts to Destroy LDS.org For Revealing His Spiritual Wifery

Church History | by Monston Chalmers

For Church Office Building security officer Jed Jeppesen, this will be one All Hallows’ Eve he will never forget. “Halloween has never really been a big deal around here,” said a visibly shaken Jeppesen. “Nobody dresses up, there ain’t no…

Members Encouraged to Seek Out Positive Reviews of ‘Meet The Mormons’

Members Encouraged to Seek Out Positive Reviews of ‘Meet The Mormons’

Featured Posts, News | by Monston Chalmers

LDS Members Flock to Tithing Write-off Movie “Meet The Mormons”

LDS Members Flock to Tithing Write-off Movie “Meet The Mormons”

Featured Posts | by Timothy McFoster

The billion-dollar backed faith had no problem exhorting its adherents to spend ten dollars a head for the movie “Meet The Mormons.” The movie is being persecuted for its faith by the aptly named Rotten Tomatoes website, whose method of…