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American Fork’s East 17th Ward’s excitement erupted on Monday afternoon, as word of an online petition spread like wildfire or scattered seed all over the Face book feeds of the congregation’s members. “I knew I had to take a firm…

Silly Goofball Thanks Jaden Rather Than Joseph Smith In Prayer

News | by Timothy McFoster

Reports out of the Johnson household state that young Shad, avowed legomaniac, uttered “we thank thee for the Prophet Jaden Smith” rather than Joseph Smith during the Johnson’s diurnal 8:55pm prayer without any sort of snicker or self-acknowledged in-prayer correction…

Conference Fans Increasingly Worried that Conference is Almost Over Already

News | by G. Samuel Pitts

Salt Lake City- As this year’s historic, 184th Annual General Conference wears on, many members of the faith find themselves with an increasing sense of dread, as at some point, the twice yearly miracle must always end. “It’s like it…

Church Leadership: “Women Can Come to Priesthood, But Not IHOP Afterwards”

Pres. Boyd K. Packer: The Prophet Ought To Live Life To The Fullest

News | by Timothy McFoster

Pres. Boyd K. Packer of the Quorum of the Twelve Apostles displayed a chipper tone throughout his imperative remarks at the 183rd Semiannual General Conference of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. He advised that the “Living Prophet…

Utah Servers Dismayed that Priesthood Television Broadcast May Ruin Lucrative & Fun Prospects for Twice Annual Ladies’ Night

Featured Posts, News | by G. Samuel Pitts

Twice every year, all Utah servers look forward to a special Saturday night when all of the men pile into local chapels to be scolded about pornography addiction. “I’ve just always loved the herds of women coming in with no men, throwing…

Area Mormons Can’t Wait to Sleep Through General Conference

Featured Posts, News | by Ripley Wainwright

As what happens with semiannual regularity, Mormons will gather this weekend in homes, chapels, and the Conference Center in Salt Lake City in order to hear from church authorities whom they consider to be divinely inspired. Jeffrey Todd, a local…