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Tonight the BYU Cougars host the Utah Utes in Lavell Edwards Stadium — the erroneously named “Rivalry Week” due to its non-Novemberness — in what is shaping up to be quite a battle on both the grid- and the Facebookiron.…

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Utah Football Players Exhorted by BYU Fans To Be Immediately Immersed in Water in Response To Abhorrent Immersed in Water Incident

Sports | by Timothy McFoster

Rivalry week activated the modestly-covered thin skin of BYU fans after a video surfaced of University of Utah football players immersing one another into contained areas of water. BYU fans ignited with righteous indignation and demanded the players repent of…

City Creek Center to Open Disco-themed Dance Club Called Quorum of the ‘70s

Utah Leaders Lament Inevitable Google Fiber-Induced Porn Torrent

Featured Posts, News | by G. Samuel Pitts

Google’s plans to bring Internet speeds hardly known to most of planet Earth to Salt Lake City have many local bishops on edge. “We’ve sent requests to the General Authorities, asking for at least a 3rd councilor. Heck, maybe even…

Miley Cyrus Totally Not Acting Like a Mormon, Say Mormons

Featured Posts, News | by Timothy McFoster

Miley Cyrus—not yet a Mormon since she has not passed on—has once again been caught not acting like a Mormon, said various Mormon sources. Flabbergasted and willing to opine, legions of Latter-day Saints bemoaned the “yucky” change that the former…

American Fork East 17th Ward Does Not Watch Porn

Featured Posts, News | by Timothy McFoster

A handful of problems were laid to rest as it was confirmed in-wardhouse that the American Fork East 17th Ward does not watch pornography. Not a single admission of emission from the inconspicuously non-concupiscent congregation. It’s stroke of relief to…