Politics

Obama Cites High Emotions During Game of Risk; Scales Back Syria Missile Strike Threats

News, Politics, Sports | by Timothy McFoster

In a stunning reversal, a flabbergasted President Obama scaled back threats of military strikes against Syria. Obama claims he wouldn’t have been so vigilant on attacking the Middle East — both the geopolitical region and the RISK territory — if…

Court: Miss Riverton Way Too Pretty to be Accountable for Actions

News, Opinion, Politics | by Meriwether Clark

Echoing dismayed cries and internet comments around the state, the courts have ruled that Kendra Gill is just a silly girl and therefore cannot be held accountable for endangering the lives and limbs of others when she threw bottle bombs…

West Jordan Man Shoots Down Abortion While Portions of Eggs Chute Down His Throat

News | by Timothy McFoster

WEST JORDAN — Banker Ron Gassoul ordered eggs Friday morning at West Jordan’s Black Bear Diner and immediately ordered up his abortion opinion. “Look, the lazy baby-killer liberals love to talk about abortions like it’s a Tupperware party. Well I’m…

Many Utahns Worried We Might Not Get Mired Enough in Syria

Featured Posts, News, Politics | by G. Samuel Pitts

SALT LAKE CITY- With the Iraq war having ended ages ago, and the war in Afghanistan really winding down, many local Republicans are worried that soon there might not even be one war going on. “We barely have a very…