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Dr. Kathie Allen’s Platform Announces He Won’t Run For Reelection in 2018

Dr. Kathie Allen’s Platform, the incumbent for Utah’s 3rd Congressional District, shocked the nation when it was announced he won’t run for reelection. The approval rating of Dr. Kathie Allen’s Platform has dropped 21 percent since Trump’s election, particularly after…

“Mr. Herbert, Tear Down This Curtain!” Proclaims An Emboldened Senator Dabakis

Utah State Legislature Parts the Veil of the “Zion Curtain”

Steve Bannon: Everyone Needs to Keep Their Mouths Shut and Just Listen to Matchbox 20 For a While

Amidst Hateful Quagmire, Class Action Lawsuit Filed Against God

Holiday Bowled Over: LaVell Edwards Succumbs to 2016

Featured Posts | by Timothy McFoster

Dang it, dang it all right to heck. BYU luminary LaVell Edwards died as a bookend to the celebrities mowed down by Death’s 2016 scythe. LaVell, whose singing about BYU football could reduce so-called not-a-rapper Jamesthemormon to envious tears, created an…

Pussy Grabbernacle Choir Begins Telestial Outreach Tour

Featured Posts | by Timothy McFoster

In news startling the Bloggernacle on Joseph Smith’s Birthday Eve, the Pussy Grabbernacle Choir, née Mormon Tabernacle Choir, announced its Telestial Outreach Tour. They’ll be supported by opening acts Ted Nugent and Kid Rock. The first tour stop will be at…

Those Piece of Mother Won The VidAngel Lawsuit, It

Featured Posts | by Timothy McFoster

The safe-space Hollywood elites won their mother copyright infringement claim after the sons of took VidAngel to court. The -gobbling legal teams from Disney, 20th Century Fox, and Warner Bros. can my throbbing since the ruling enjoins VidAngel from its…